I feel very open with people, and I'm good at disarming them and having conversations.

I just want to get the most money I can.

It's a weird age. They're like, 'Amy, I'm pregnant.' And I still don't know whether to be like, 'Congratulations,' or 'Do you need a ride?

I donated blood today. That's what I call getting an AIDS test.

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.

Whatever the joke is has to be funny, and not coming from a mean-spirited place. I think some things are totally off limits. If someone's spouse died, or one of their children, I would never joke about that in a Roast situation. I don't have any aspirations towards writing any cancer jokes, and there's some stuff that I think is definitely taboo.