Stand-up is not something that you're good at right away. You have to do it a ton. But, I think I got to shave a year off because I didn't have to get over stage fright.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.

I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'