I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
Amy SchumerWe had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
Amy SchumerOut of nowhere she tells me that Oliver Stone - you know, the director - she's like, 'He has this huge Asian fetish, and I find it totally offensive.' And I'm like, 'Why, Kwan? That sounds awesome.' She's like, 'I'm offended because I'm Asian.' And I was just like, 'Well, I'm sorry, but I didn't even notice that. I thought you were just really tired.
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