I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I think you can go from being not very funny to working really hard for 10 years and figuring out how to make a living on the road, but I don't think you can rise much above that.

I have gotten death threats - that was scary. But it just made me want to use my voice more.

My background is in theater. I was a theater major in college.

I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.

I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.

I'm not sure I'd classify any topics as off-limits, but I don't look for new territories to offend. There's my joke about when my roommate beat cancer. People talk about cancer survivors like they're warriors, but from where I was sitting, she was just watching television and eating soup. Like, did she go to war? No. She kind of just sat around.