I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

You shoot saltwater in your ass?

Song "Sixteen Going on Seventeen" is actually about syphilis.

The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.

I care about what the people I care about think about me. It's a short list, but I really care about what those people think.

I call myself a comic.But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.

I have an excuse, actually, why I've been drinking so much. I haven't said this out loud yet - this is exciting - I'm drinking for two. Thank you, wow. I mean, just for now. Somebody's being evicted.