I made out with a homeless guy by accident. I had no idea -- he was really tan, he had no shoes on. I just thought it was, like, his thang, you know? I was like, 'He's probably in a band.

I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.

My mom made me think I was gorgeous. When I was younger she was like, 'Look at you! You're an angel. You sparkle!' And I was like, 'I do!' You believe your parents.

I don't feel any sense of competition at all, and that might be my naïveté, but I don't feel pitted against anyone at all.

We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.

My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.

He was really into family... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife.