My mom is very good at being passive-aggressive, and my Dad is a total wiseass, so I think the mixture of the two of them is my comedy. But, I am definitely the first comedian in my family.

I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.

Very neat for a boy; always cleaned up his mess, no matter where he got it on me. He's Hispanic, so he's like, 'Now who's the wetback?' I'm like, 'Hey, still you. Get back in the kitchen, those dishes aren't going to do themselves.

I'll never forget the day I realized I wasn't quite the Ford model I thought I was.

To me, feminism means equality between men and women. I want to make people laugh and also point out some injustices or inequalities I see.

You have to pretend like you want to use a condom. I like to say something fun when I bring it up, but honest. I'll be like, 'You're going to want to wear this. I've had a busy month.

I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.