My favorite things often have a story behind them and are usually handmade or discovered at a flea market.

When I'm by myself, I never play music. I have a lot of it, for a girl, but I don't listen to it a lot. I hate picking music out, I'm not good at it.

Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.

I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.

Begin your story with a sentence that will immediately grab hold of your listener's ears like a surly nun in a Catholic school.

Accentuaute the positives - medicate the negatives.

I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.