I like dramas and stuff. That's what I watch, but it seems weird that I'd be in it.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be entertained.

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.

When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.