Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.

I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.

You think in a different way when you don't have any money. The joy of poverty is that you use your imagination to come up with stuff.

I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.

Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it.