I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.

If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

All my muscles are in my face. I have a very muscular face. I'm good with faces. I always have been.

Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.