I don't really consider myself to be a comedian. I mean, it's not like I'm sitting around writing jokes or anything. I just like dressing up and pretending to be other people.

Gift-wrap the framed artwork on your walls and rehang them - what's nicer than a wall of presents to look at?

I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.

When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.

The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.

I can't imagine going to an all-girls school. I went to a public school.

If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.