I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

Anything that I wanted to do in my career that I wanted to do always worked out. The stuff I got talked into always failed. All the stuff I was talked into, by brilliant managers, because it always came down to, "Know how much money you'll make?" And then it would just fail.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

You gotta be happy when you wake up in the morning and look at what's next to ya. You wanna just hop on it again. That's how I feel. That's what life is about. Because when you leave the house, it's all misery anyway.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.