I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

All the subject matter I talk about isn't new; all comics talk about the same things. But it's how you talk about them or present them or what you look like up there that makes the difference between an okay comic and a great one.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

Anything that I wanted to do in my career that I wanted to do always worked out. The stuff I got talked into always failed. All the stuff I was talked into, by brilliant managers, because it always came down to, "Know how much money you'll make?" And then it would just fail.

I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.