Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'm an animal. I'm an animal in real-life and an animal onstage. I never became a recluse, I never lived up in the Hills where I didn't see real life. You know what I mean? I'm not still living in Brooklyn, but I'm still living in the street. I go out by myself, I don't go out with a million body guards, I run my own errands.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I just like to make people laugh.

When I did a sitcom and played a postman, I was brought to tears playing that postman, because I felt like one. I didn't grow up even wanting to be a post man. Now, I understand the meaning of the term "postal." I was bored to tears. And what was funny was that the producer actually looked like a bug.