I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.
Andrew Dice ClayI always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
Andrew Dice ClayThere was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!
Andrew Dice ClayI think the best part of being gay is when you're done [with sex], you could turn over and talk about football.
Andrew Dice Clay