Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I just like to make people laugh.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

Life is like sex, baby - the more you put in, the more you get out. End of story.

I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with rock 'n' roll. And when I saw a lot of comics, no matter how good they might have been material-wise, I would get a little bored with them after 10 minutes, only because I feel comedians don't really know performance.

Anything that I wanted to do in my career that I wanted to do always worked out. The stuff I got talked into always failed. All the stuff I was talked into, by brilliant managers, because it always came down to, "Know how much money you'll make?" And then it would just fail.

I never became a recluse where I got away from people and who they are and how they think. I'm very much in touch with the world.