I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with rock 'n' roll. And when I saw a lot of comics, no matter how good they might have been material-wise, I would get a little bored with them after 10 minutes, only because I feel comedians don't really know performance.
Andrew Dice ClayI always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.
Andrew Dice ClayI certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.
Andrew Dice ClayI have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.
Andrew Dice Clay