I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.
Andrew Dice ClayI lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, โI hate the rich.โ From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just donโt raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.
Andrew Dice ClayWhen I did a sitcom and played a postman, I was brought to tears playing that postman, because I felt like one. I didn't grow up even wanting to be a post man. Now, I understand the meaning of the term "postal." I was bored to tears. And what was funny was that the producer actually looked like a bug.
Andrew Dice ClayThe whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.
Andrew Dice ClayI like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.
Andrew Dice ClayI'm an animal. I'm an animal in real-life and an animal onstage. I never became a recluse, I never lived up in the Hills where I didn't see real life. You know what I mean? I'm not still living in Brooklyn, but I'm still living in the street. I go out by myself, I don't go out with a million body guards, I run my own errands.
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