I loved my family so much when I was growing up, my parents, my sister. I wanted to be able to give them everything they ever dreamed of.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.