The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.
Andrew Dice ClayWhen I did a sitcom and played a postman, I was brought to tears playing that postman, because I felt like one. I didn't grow up even wanting to be a post man. Now, I understand the meaning of the term "postal." I was bored to tears. And what was funny was that the producer actually looked like a bug.
Andrew Dice ClayIf Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.
Andrew Dice ClayI lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, โI hate the rich.โ From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just donโt raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.
Andrew Dice ClayI always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with rock 'n' roll. And when I saw a lot of comics, no matter how good they might have been material-wise, I would get a little bored with them after 10 minutes, only because I feel comedians don't really know performance.
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