I just like to make people laugh.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

I don't get up and look at e-mail. I don't even know my e-mail address. I needed one just to have a computer put on. But I never, ever even thought of going to it. It's just not what I'm about. I just don't want to waste my life with it. It's just too much; I think people are just a little too absorbed in all of that.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I have no problem today letting people know I'm part of what they live. That's why I know about the things that make people the assholes they are. They have no choice but to be part of it.

Women today leave the house in animal prints and six inch stilettos, what does that say? I'm going to church? They're saying I want you to hang me by my tits from your ceiling and bite my ass. You know what I mean? That's what it says to me anyway.