I just like to make people laugh.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I always believed you could fix whatever problems.

I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.

Anything that I wanted to do in my career that I wanted to do always worked out. The stuff I got talked into always failed. All the stuff I was talked into, by brilliant managers, because it always came down to, "Know how much money you'll make?" And then it would just fail.