I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I like real girls. When they're in bed with you, it's not a show. They just want to do that.

I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, “I hate the rich.” From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don’t raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.

I always wanted to give people the more exciting version of what I think a comedian should be - because I didn't grow up with comics, I grew up with rock 'n' roll. And when I saw a lot of comics, no matter how good they might have been material-wise, I would get a little bored with them after 10 minutes, only because I feel comedians don't really know performance.

I'm not the greatest husband - I've got a girlfriend. It doesn't really please my wife, but then if I was looking to please her I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I mean she knows about it, and I guess she's okay with it. Plus my kids like both of them.

I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.