A dog is like a person—he needs a job and a family to be what he’s meant to be.

It isn’t much use writing slogans on a wall if you plan to total the building.

Max Allan Collins blends fact and fiction like no other writer.

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you ... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump.

The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.

It's the family you choose that counts.

Chronic sexual predators [to Vachss, pedophiles] have crossed an osmotic membrane. They can’t step back to the other side - our side. And they don't want to. If we don't kill them or release them, we have but one choice. Call them monsters and isolate them.... I’ve spoken to many predators over the years. They always exhibit amazement that we do not hunt them. And that when we capture them, we eventually let them go. Our attitude is a deliberate interference with Darwinism - an endangerment of our species.