Amber Rose is NOT Charlie's [Rose] cousin. I just want to make sure people know.

I cannot believe the volume of famous people I run into in my life, and that's part of the reason I love diary format.

Jenny McCarthy was the one I thought could turn me straight. I thought that if I could just get my shot with her, it could happen.

Ultimately, it's not my job to judge the 'Housewives' - we don't editorialize on the show; we really leave it to the audience. We have a certain wink, which is the Bravo wink. We may linger on a shot or we may let something play out longer, but we leave it to you.

After three straight years of writing, though, I definitely needed a break to just go live my life.

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

The one guiding principle over my 23-year career in TV has been as long as I'm having fun, I really don't care what the job title is.