When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!

I'd like to think, that were he alive today, Andy Warhol would be painting the Housewives.

I love the term "everything is copy," attributed to Nora Ephron, which was my guiding principle as I wrote.

I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys, I'd come home from water polo practice and eat a box of Entenmann's Pop'Ems donut holes in front of the TV while obsessively fawning over 'All My Children' and Erica, her clothes, and her narcissistic attitude.

I always wanted to be an anchorman, but after college I wound up working behind the scenes at CBS News for 10 years.

I was already in a groove and decided to initially write down everything, as I would in an actual diary, and then go back and take out what I was too shy to reveal. But I wound up leaving more in than I imagined, and that was because I wanted to be transparent and real.

Dreams are really boring, but every so often I threw in a doozy.