I ran into Woody Allen shooting a movie on my block. I can't believe this is my life!

When you're taking your one-thousandth selfie of the day that might be the moment you try to kill the person by lethal hugging!

In the case of Tori Spelling, there were two apology emails.

I'm a lifetime St. Louis Cardinals fan.

It's so mental how I looked in the '90s. The fact that I thought my ponytail was a good thing - it was just terrible. Cutting it off was so monumental.

Ultimately, it's not my job to judge the 'Housewives' - we don't editorialize on the show; we really leave it to the audience. We have a certain wink, which is the Bravo wink. We may linger on a shot or we may let something play out longer, but we leave it to you.

I haven't fully moved over to the iPad. At any given time, I have about four DVDs in my pocket. I'm constantly screening 'Top Chef,' 'Housewives,' and all the other shows we have in development, racing to meet a deadline. So I pretty much bring my laptop everywhere.