It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.