It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.

I don't like the word power, because I don't really care about power. No, that's not what it is. I like that I make people feel good. I like that I take them out of their mundane, boring slumber. And I wake them up, and they have fun.