I believed in God my whole life.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

I know its corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.

I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.

Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.