I believed in God my whole life.

I know what you wanted to say, Do you think that electrocution rewired your brain to make you the retard that you are? You can say it, lady.

The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.

I don't like the word power, because I don't really care about power. No, that's not what it is. I like that I make people feel good. I like that I take them out of their mundane, boring slumber. And I wake them up, and they have fun.

It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.