There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

Yes, I direct commercials as well. I get these really weird offers and then I have to bid on them and win the job. One offer that I have now, and I've already done this last year for the same company, is for Cash Value Cheese, this cheese out in the midwest. I did two spots for them last year and I'm going to probably do three this year. I also did some for the Utah Transit Authority, which was weird and interesting and they turned out really funny - they actually won an award.

It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.

I believed in God my whole life.