I was a bad boy as a child.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.