Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.
Carlos Tevez is so rich that when he retires he'll never have to play football again
Well you can't win the lottery if you don't have a ticket
I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop.
And then there is the magnificent Thierry Henry - someone who has blistering pace and is unbelievable when he is finishing at his best.
You don't buy them; they don't come in package.