I was in Moldova airport and I went into the duty-free shop - and there wasn't a duty-free shop.
It's a lot harder to play football when you haven't got the ball.
If you gave Arsene Wenger eleven players and told him to pick his team, this would be it.
Carlos Tevez is so rich that when he retires he'll never have to play football again
My history's not very good, but did David win?
If you don't hit the target, you're never gonna score