If you gave Arsene Wenger eleven players and told him to pick his team, this would be it.

My history's not very good, but did David win?

Listen, if you're a defender, DO BETTER!

Can you believe that? A female linesman. Women don't know the offside rule.

I don’t know if Barcelona have ever gone to a place like the Britannia Stadium and suffered the kind of onslaught from Tony Pulis’ team of long throws and free-kicks or been up to a place like Blackburn and been beaten up by their long ball into the box.

You don't buy them; they don't come in package.

And then there is the magnificent Thierry Henry - someone who has blistering pace and is unbelievable when he is finishing at his best.