Tracy Morgan apologizes for his homophobic rant, still no apologies for the sketch about the guy living under the street.
Andy KindlerI was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.
Andy KindlerNow we have two choices in life: have sex with the same person forever or risk a terminal disease. Either way, your life is over.
Andy KindlerEver since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.
Andy Kindler