I believe at the end of my career I'll be retired into the recurring character hall of fame.

George Lopez does so much mugging, I'm surprised he's not up on charges.

Pixar has announced Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Cars 3 thru 6. Howie Mandel will be playing his sidekick, Mopey the Moped.

You know, civil rights is great and everything, but a lot of people don't realize that plumbers in the South make less money than when they used to install separate drinking fountains.

I was in Philadelphia - a very angry town, Philadelphia. I've never seen a town like this. It's supposed to be the City of Brotherly Love - like when my brother was 12 and I was nine, and he would lean on my shoulder and dangle spit in my face.

I don't like any nastiness on tv unless it's coming from me.

I do have insecurities. I don't know if you can tell. I'm not brimming with confidence.