I'd think of a topic and just rant on it and transfer it to the computer, upload it. It's such a quick thing. You post it on your website and after an hour, 10 people write comments.

I had sadness for breakfast.

I'm a really huge fan of papaya juice.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

There’s little kids on trains coming up to me, singing my theme song, and they can barely walk.

I'm going to write a whole pilot and see if anyone's interested, and if not then I'll just live out the tortured life instead of showing it on TV.

As young as I look, I think it will still be funny if I played a person who's kind of tortured and hates his life. Kind of like a Larry David-type thing.