I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

I remember Ozzy Osbourne making a fuss on The Osbournes - people were making a big deal about him taking the garbage out, and he said, "Well, who else is going to do it?" The garbage is full, and you're standing right there. You're still a human being who is going to make yourself a sandwich.

The thing that's important for me to focus on is the balancing of the tension between satisfying myself and satisfying an audience, and making something that I think is good and funny, worthwhile, small-"i" important, versus something that's going to do well.

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. 'You should have your own talk show.' And I think, no thank you.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.