But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.

I'm not that professional.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.