I'm convinced being a tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world.
I used to go to the US Open on my birthdays and sit in the nosebleeds.
I enjoy hitting tennis balls. I haven't lost any of the innocent parts of tennis. I just do it in front of less people.
You know, you can only throw in so many haymakers before one misses and you get knocked out
If I wore a sleeveless shirt, people would try to feed me after the match.
Umpiring, the only job in the world where you can screw up on a daily basis and still have one!