I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops.

People will tell me, "Oh, my kid watches your show on their iPad, over and over again until they memorize." And I'm like, "Wow, I was that kid watching other shows. That's the coolest!"

It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

Class Day is a terrible name for a day when you don't have to go to any class.

Sometimes it is difficult to remember, but other times it is very easy to remember. Sleep deprivation is the killer.

If something is making us bored, we should probably keep it shorter.

If I watch an episode of SNL, and there's one thing that I liked, then that's a good episode.