I can only guess that, for guys in their 30s and 40s who watched me play, they understood that the score never mattered and my paycheck never mattered (in relation) to how I played. I played with Little League enthusiasm and professional flair. That's what fans are really looking for.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

Who says there's an unemployment problem in this country? Just take the five percent unemployed and give them a baseball stat to follow.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.