I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

The biggest adjustment from the minors was learning to spend $45 in meal money.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

I don't care what you do - baseball or politics - George W. Bush is always going to be compared to his father. I just want it to be an easy answer in 50 years - Who was the better player, me, or my kids? I want it to be my kids.

We had an argument once, yeah. It was the best thing that could have happened to our working relationship. After that, we understood each other and got along much better. I always respected Barry Bonds, and I wanted to let him know that I did in a certain way.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.