With the Cardinals everybody would be reading the business section to see what their stocks were doing. You get to this locker room (Pirates) in the morning and everybody is looking at the sports page to see if Hulk Hogan won.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

It seems like Satan has thrown the DH into our game.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.