If everyone isn't beautiful, then no one is.

All photography is Pop, and all photographers are crazy... they feel guilty since they don't have to do very much - just push a button.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. People are working every minute. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep.

I was trying to think the other day about what you do now in America if you want to be successful. Before, you were dependable and wore a good suit. Looking around, I guess that today you have to do all the same things but not wear a good suit. I guess that's all it is. Think rich. Look poor.

Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.