I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess, the same thing over and over again.

I'll bet there are a lot of artists that nobody hears about who just make more money than anybody.

The lobbies are always the best-looking place in the hotel-you wish you could bring out a cot and sleep in them. Compared to the lobby, your room always looks like a closet.

After Wakefield Poole's films, mine are unnecessary and a bit naive, don't you think?

You have to be willing to get happy about nothing.

What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

Wasting money puts you in a real party mood.