If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

I don’t know anybody who doesn’t have a fantasy. Everybody must have a fantasy.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

Just like New Yorkers themselves, the trees in New York [city] work harder than any others in the world.

The interviewer should just tell me the words he wants me to say and I’ll repeat them after him. I think that would be so great because I’m so empty I just can’t think of anything to say.

The most beautiful thing in Tokyo is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Stockholm is McDonald's. The most beautiful thing in Florence is McDonald's. Peking and Moscow don't have anything beautiful yet.