I can never get over when you're on the beach how beautiful the sand looks and the water washes it away and straightens it up and the trees and the grass all look great. I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

I never wanted to be a painter; I wanted to be a tap dancer.

What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

The idea of waiting for something makes it more exciting

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.