During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

Believe me... I've made a career out of being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. That's one thing... I really do know about.

I really hate heights. I always like to live on the first floor.

I like to work when I'm not working - do something that may not be considered work, but to me it's work. Getting exercise by going to the grocery store.

Bad taste makes the day go by faster.