Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.
If everybody's not a beauty, then nobody is
Maybe the reason my memory is so bad is that I always do at least two things at once. It's easier to forget something you only half-did or quarter did.
New things are always better than old things.
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
I want to be a machine.