So many people have so many problems. When you think that health is wealth, you're so grateful just to be normal, more or less. Aren't you?

I really don't care that much about "Beauties." What I really like are Talkers. To me, good talkers are beautiful because good talk is what I love. The word itself shows why I like Talkers better than Beauties, why I tape more than I film. It's not "talkies." Talkers are doing something.

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.

What I was actually trying to do in my early movies was show how people can meet other people and what they can do and what they can say to each other. That was the whole idea: two people getting acquainted.

Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.

Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.

You know it's ART, when the check clears.