In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat

Edward Smith: What do you think is the characteristic of a really nice person? Some people you obviously do like more than others. Andy Warhol: Ummm, well, if they talk a lot. ES: What, and don't make you talk? AW: Yeah, yes, that's a really nice person.

You have to do stuff that average people don't understand because those are the only good things.

When you stop wanting something, you get it.

A picture means I know where I was every minute. That's why I take pictures. It's a visual diary.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.