So many people seem to prefer my silver-screenings of movie stars to the rest of my work. It must be the subject matter that attracts them, because my death and violence paintings are just as good.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

I like boring things.

At the times in my life when I was feeling the most gregarious and looking for bosom friendships, I couldn't find any takers, so that exactly when I was alone was when I felt the most like not being alone... I became a loner in my own mind... I decided I'd rather be alone.

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

I always think I don't do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

Wasting money puts you in a real party mood.