The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying.

Fantasy love is much better than reality love. Never doing it is very exciting. The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

...after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy. After you stop wanting them is when you can handle having them. Or before. But never during. If you get things when you really want them, you go crazy. Everything becomes distorted when something you really want is sitting in your lap.

Most people in America think Art is a man's name.

It would be great to be super-human, to give the fans just what they want.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.