The only time I ever want to be something is outside a party so I can get in.

Bad taste makes the day go by faster.

We live in an age when the traditional great subjects - the human form, the landscape, even newer traditions such as abstract expressionism - are daily devalued by commercial art.

Nutty people are always writing me. I always think I must be on some nutty mailing list.

...after you stop wanting things is when having them won't make you go crazy. After you stop wanting them is when you can handle having them. Or before. But never during. If you get things when you really want them, you go crazy. Everything becomes distorted when something you really want is sitting in your lap.

Coffee never used to keep me up at night, now it does.

I want to die with my blue jeans on.