The symptom of love is when some of the chemicals inside you go bad. So there must be something in love because your chemicals do tell you something.
If you're not trying to be real, you don't have to get it right. That's art.
If everybody's not a beauty, then nobody is
I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.
New things are always better than old things.
I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'