An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

I don’t know anybody who doesn’t have a fantasy. Everybody must have a fantasy.

Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.

I went to vote once, but I got too scared. I couldn't decide whom to vote for.

What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.