I think somebody should be able to do all my paintings for me.

I don’t know anybody who doesn’t have a fantasy. Everybody must have a fantasy.

I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.

Love and sex can go together and sex and unlove can go together and love and unsex can go together. But personal love and personal sex is bad.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

Edward Smith: What do you think is the characteristic of a really nice person? Some people you obviously do like more than others. Andy Warhol: Ummm, well, if they talk a lot. ES: What, and don't make you talk? AW: Yeah, yes, that's a really nice person.