I like to be the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. But usually being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space is worth it, because something funny always happens.
I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.
Bad taste makes the day go by faster.
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good-night.
Romance is finding your fantasy in people who don't have it.
Believe me... I've made a career out of being the right thing in the wrong space and the wrong thing in the right space. That's one thing... I really do know about.