Everybody has their own America, and then they have pieces of a fantasy America that they think is out there but they can't see.

What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out with it. I still think it's a good idea, and I don't know why people resist it when they've accepted paper napkins and paper plates and paper curtains and paper towels-it would make more sense not to have to wash out underwear than not to have to wash out towels.

There should be a course in the first grade on love.

All photography is Pop, and all photographers are crazy... they feel guilty since they don't have to do very much - just push a button.

I get so tired of painting. I've been trying to give it up all the time, if we could just make a living out of movies or the newspaper business or something. It's so boring, painting the same picture over and over.

What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.